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I had a dream last night. Most of you won’t be happy.

Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:08 pm
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:08 pm
Not sure if it was God speaking or the 9 Cayman Jacks, but Alabama’s defense gets progressively better and we make it to Atlanta.

Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
15694 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

or the 9 Cayman Jacks

If you drank 9 of those it's probably a sugar coma.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3341 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:13 pm to
Who the hell drinks 9 Cayman Jacks? I won’t even make a gay joke, that’s just downright disgusting. Has to be about 3000 calories and I can’t imagine the hangover. If you’re going to get hammered on a Tuesday night you go with hard liquor or light beer like a real alcoholic, none of this amateur sugary shite
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:18 pm to
Stop with the gay jokes, it hurts my feelings.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7442 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Who the hell drinks Cayman Jacks?
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:22 pm to
Ok you caught me, I use cayman jack labels to cover my bud light.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
899 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:29 pm to
Loosen the collar on your Hawaiian shirt. It's cutting off the circulation
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5284 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Who the hell drinks Cayman Jacks?


Had to look em up.
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:05 pm to
They be good
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5284 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:07 pm to
Do you throw em in a blender with somethin? Where'd you have your first one?
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:59 pm to
They are in a can. Margarita in a can
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10492 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

They are in a can. Margarita in a can


Ma'am, this is a Wendys.

But regardless of you immolating my 14 yr old daughters drink of choice, I tend to agree with you that Bama's defense is going to be hell on wheels in a few weeks. You guys have SEVEN 5 star linebackers on the roster. That is insane.
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1520 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:54 pm to
Being a Saban coached team, certainly shouldnt suprise any of us. Going back to basics and relying on your defense to win games.

However, I recently had a vision. We lost Weigman but magically Max Johnson takes us to the promise land. Durkin figures out how to coach our secondary. And we go undefeated in the SEC this year.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3643 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:56 pm to
Fuk it, let the chest hair blow in the wind.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Stop with the gay jokes, it hurts my feelings.




It hurts your what ?
Posted by NotImber
Member since Jun 2023
1182 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

They are in a can. Margarita in a can


Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
21582 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:58 pm to
Odds are the OP is.....



a liar.
Posted by DawginSC
Member since Aug 2022
7341 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Not sure if it was God speaking or the 9 Cayman Jacks, but Alabama’s defense gets progressively better and we make it to Atlanta.


If your "pray to god" dream is to "make it to Atlanta", Bama's standards have seriously dropped.
Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
18992 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 7:25 pm to
What year?
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 7:33 pm to
Why should we care about your last night's dream?

We don't wash your sheets.
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