re: Official 2024 Ole Miss Football Season Thread | 0-0 SEC: 0-0

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Half the cops are dirty. A simple online search of the department gives you plenty of examples of that. Not to mention a bunch of them are the pontotoc and golden triangle boys who bleed maroon and get a hard on for arresting rich ole miss kids and our athletes. They’ll never comply

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One time I had an 8am test and my two roommates were out on the square. I pulled up, left my car running, and went inside to close my buddy out that was shithoused. Cops came in and saw a beer on the bar that I was closing the tab out on and decided to pick me. 100% sober and just trying to get people home safe. I was underage and turned 21 that week. Let me see if I can find any documentation. It was so dumb.

Threw me up against the cop car and then threatened my friend that he would "pile drive her into the ground" after she tried to tell the cop that the beer was hers.

I then had to wash cop cars for like 4 hours. One of the cops was telling us a story about how he used to be a criminal and i muttered something about irony. He got so pissed and made the whole thing worth it.