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re: The 4th Annual SECRant Best Poster Tournament: Round of 32

Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:08 am to
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42799 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:08 am to
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Mulkey is offering cash for votes, so I'm sure I'm losing now?


Well since I've seen your vote give me a good reason why I shouldn't take the deal? :D

Beyond that, southerners have been buying votes since the first vote. This is especially true for LA, MS and Memphi.ans

ETA: Mulkey Man - I saw your vote and I got your back.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 5:03 am
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42799 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:13 am to
Incomplete but I've learned a lot. (I've never changed so many votes in my life). So far:

Tigerbait357 vs TigerLunatik
Cheese Grits vs Captain Crown
Lonnie Utah vs Harry Rex Vonner (this one is damn hard Lonnie is wonderful and HRV is funny even though both of you troll the hell out of UT)
Rohan Gravy vs momentoftruth87

Oklahomey vs LewDawg
Prof vs thatguy45
Jrv2damac vs BobLeeDagger
I-59 Tiger vs Tuscaloosa

Tornado Alley vs [b]paperwasp

lsufball19 vs bigDgator
deltaland vs WilliamTaylor21
The_Ultimate_Warrior vs pioneerbasketball

]Herman Frisco vs Hailstate15
EKG vs diddlydawg7
SidewalkTiger vs Arksulli
Mulkey Man vs 1BIGTigerFan (???)


**All votes subject to change and/or abstaining.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 11:51 am
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:15 am to
Will Bama make it out of the sweet 16 this time?
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42799 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:24 am to
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Will Bama make it out of the sweet 16 this time?


Y'all have been super quiet on tRant lately. I think that hurts your chances some.
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:30 am to
We are nervous about football. We have no idea what to expect.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42799 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 4:34 am to
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We are nervous about football. We have no idea what to expect.


I can understand that. The QB situation is scary but Alabama is too talented to completely collapse. Saban has won with mediocre QBs before, How's your running game? That can ease a QB into the role.

As for me, I'm just taking down the names of all the people that hate me and changing my votes accordingly. What's the point of being good when your team affiliation means people treat you like human trash and automatically vote against you? (The grand irony is that the opponent I'm paired against is one of the few that understands the alt situation).

That all said, I think I'm relying on the Alabama vote and Florida vote (which is kinda funny when you think about it but I've made friends with a lot of you). Not a single Vol in here. I guess the alts tarnishing our reputation are too busy making everyone hate me, especially since most of the voters are LSU and UK fans who the alts have been trolling the hell out of. But at least my opponent (thatguy45) gave me a sympathy vote. I really hate being paired with him because he really is a great poster. Normally, I'd vote for him but I'm feeling the sting of some spite votes.

So I offer this....Given that 90 percent of alleged Vol fans on this site are fakes and Vols aren't voting, I can be BAMA's proxy in the Sweet Sixteen but hardly anyone is voting. Rally your peeps.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 5:40 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55341 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:50 am to
quote:

long enough distance away from certain family members.


If that were the case I would have to elope to the antarctic and hang with the penguins and that still would not be far enough away. Sadly, at least 2 live in your town. Hope you never get to meet them.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55341 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:56 am to
quote:

Lake Tahoe is gorgeous.


Much prefer Reno to Vegas for this reason.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55341 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:59 am to
quote:

Beyond that, southerners have been buying votes since the first vote.


Back in the day, mountain spring water was the vote getter but kids today do dope and the old craftsmen have died off. Hope you still have a source in ETN.

Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42799 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:15 am to
quote:

Back in the day, mountain spring water was the vote getter but kids today do dope and the old craftsmen have died off. Hope you still have a source in ETN.


The other half's grandfather was a judge. Well back in the 60s/70s (I'm not sure on the timeline), two guys crashed on a hairpin turn and landed in his yard. Instead of arresting them, he seized their untaxed produvt and handed it out on election day to the good people who had his back. (I firmly believe you always take care of those who have your back - it's important. Nothing matters more than loyalty).

There's a reason alcohol sales are illegal in a lot of states on election day despite the fact that if you ever needed a drink it's when blowhards are at their peak.

ETA: And yes we have sources. My own great grandfather was a moonshiner. The easiest source though is Cocke Co/Newport which was Popcorn's stomping ground. That said, we never did buy from him as his wasn't considered as good. TV made him a star but he was hardly the best shiner. He was just good at playing Hillbilly for the cameras.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 6:29 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49515 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:37 am to
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Well since I've seen your vote give me a good reason why I shouldn't take the deal? :D

You should. He sent me my $10 last night, so take the money.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49515 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:37 am to






This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 7:43 am
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23457 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:57 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
36007 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:06 am to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Prof
Personally my favorite Tennessee poster on here (and Ricky). You drew a tough regional matchup with a fellow SEC East team. That is splitting your support with Florida and Georgia fans. Just my opinion. Have not looked at the numbers to validate/invalidate that comment.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23457 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Harry Rex Vonner

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49515 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:23 am to
quote:

You should. He sent me my $10 last night, so take the money


To confirm, your venmo is:

IloveDahmer69@

Just wanted to make sure I had the right address.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35936 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 9:35 am to


This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 9:37 am
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18055 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 10:37 am to
Tigerbait357 vs TigerLunatik
Cheese Grits vsCaptain Crown
Lonnie Utah vs Harry Rex Vonner
Rohan Gravy vs momentoftruth87

Oklahomey vsLewDawg
Prof vs thatguy45
Jrv2damac vs BobLeeDagger
I-59 Tigervs Tuscaloosa

Tornado Alley vspaperwasp
lsufball19 vs bigDgator
deltaland vs WilliamTaylor21
The_Ultimate_Warrior vs pioneerbasketball

Herman Friscovs Hailstate15
EKG vs diddlydawg7
SidewalkTiger vs Arksulli
Mulkey Man vs 1BIGTigerFan
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