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I plan on dying in my back yard
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:08 am
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:08 am
just walk out there and lay down and don't call 911
it's not suicide
if it's cold then you go to sleep before you die. I hope it's december or january
it it's summer, well that will suck a little bit, but at least your probably not being eaten by mountain lions as cause of death. Maybe a racoon comes up and smells you near the end, you're not feeling that
no teeth and blood spilling from wild animal type shite
then you're done
they find you hours or weeks later, but you don't care when at that point
it's not suicide
if it's cold then you go to sleep before you die. I hope it's december or january
it it's summer, well that will suck a little bit, but at least your probably not being eaten by mountain lions as cause of death. Maybe a racoon comes up and smells you near the end, you're not feeling that
no teeth and blood spilling from wild animal type shite
then you're done
they find you hours or weeks later, but you don't care when at that point
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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at least your probably not being eaten by mountain lions
"Has anyone heard from ol' paperwasp lately?"
"No, he was eaten by mountain lions."
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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don't call 911
No worries Harry.....glad to help
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Could you give me a call the day you make this fateful choice? I want first dibs to go through your stuff and see what I can sell at the pawn shop. If you have some good furniture I'll see if I can get DownSouthJukin to help me move it. 
Posted on 12/12/22 at 1:43 pm to Arksulli
I have a HazMat team, the local CSI unit, and movers on standby.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:01 pm to Arksulli
Sulli, I plan on it being 20 or 30 years from now, nothing soon, so you might have to wait
Maybe stake out paperwasp's place and see if you can help increase the population of mountain lions out there
btw, you're not Sulli from Little Rock TV are you?
Maybe stake out paperwasp's place and see if you can help increase the population of mountain lions out there
btw, you're not Sulli from Little Rock TV are you?
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Can you ride your bike back there and fall off that so that it's lying next to you in its natural position when you die?
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:21 pm to TigerLunatik
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Can you ride your bike back there and fall off that so that it's lying next to you in its natural position
Also, if you'd keep a note on your person with all the alter accounts and associated passwords listed, that would be great.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:31 pm to TigerLunatik
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Can you ride your bike back there and fall off that so that it's lying next to you in its natural position when you die?
that's an idea
also wouldn't mind getting hit by a bus so I would go quick
I just don't want to lay there on a machine, and have people have to unplug me, and I don't want to get eaten alive by animals like paperwasp
Posted on 12/12/22 at 5:33 pm to paperwasp
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Also, if you'd keep a note on your person with all the alter accounts and associated passwords listed, that would be great.
I'm in negotiations with LewDawg to trade him 7 of my accounts for his one admin account
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
What size shoes you wear?
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
death laughs at your fricking plan
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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wouldn't mind getting hit by a bus so I would go quick
You could get hit by a train?
Penny Wharvey McGill: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:31 pm to Cheese Grits
Love that movie. “some of your folding money’s come unstowed.”
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:41 pm to five_fivesix
Coen brothers are the nails when it comes to writing and dialogue. Very good at using certain actors who put the icing on the cake like Turturro
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:30 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
That is not a bad idea. My neighbor died in his house and it was 4 days before anybody found him. The house smelled awful. The resale value of your home will be higher if you die in the yard.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:45 pm to LRB1967
There was a fella a couple of years ago that died in his cabin on the outskirts of Fairbanks that they didn’t discover for years(3 if memory serves). He was more or less mummified.
That is sad. No one noticed.
That is sad. No one noticed.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:26 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Maybe stake out paperwasp's place and see if you can help increase the population of mountain lions out there
btw, you're not Sulli from Little Rock TV are you?
I categorically deny that I have been leaving animal carcasses around Paperwasp's residence in hopes of attracting large carnivores. I've never been anywhere near his home. Also he needs to wash his vehicles, those things are filthy.
Nope, not from Little Rock I'm happy to say! Though I am currently living in Little Flock. I'm like a block or two from the Rogers city line.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:44 am to Arksulli
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I categorically deny that I have been leaving animal carcasses around Paperwasp's residence
Posted on 12/13/22 at 9:07 am to paperwasp
I think that bear has more screen credits in Hollywood than any other actor.
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