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I used to have anxiety issues in my early professional years
Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:47 pm
Paralyzed me late at nights working my arse off on important stuff. I used to start thinking about the ramifications of messing things up and would immediately convince myself that I already had messed it up and would shortly be fired. Then I went to the doctor and got pills. No anxiety since.
In conclusion, can somebody just take our entire roster down to the student health center and get this taken care of please?
In conclusion, can somebody just take our entire roster down to the student health center and get this taken care of please?
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 2:48 pm
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Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:54 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Alabama’s best players besides Bryce, right before a big game:
Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:56 pm to Goombaw
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Alabama’s best players besides Bryce, right before a big game:
Instead of bottles of deer antler spray in ever players locker lets give them bottles of Zoloft.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:58 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Next year's summer boat outing on Lake Tuscaloosa will be replaced by a trip to Peru for Ayahuasca sessions.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 2:59 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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somebody just take our entire roster down to the student health center
The players need to be forced to invest heavily in Alabama basketball for the duration of their tenure.
The inevitable, soul-sucking nature of that fandom will leave them dead inside, angry at the world, and therefore impossible to trigger.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:04 pm to paperwasp
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The players need to be forced to invest heavily in Alabama basketball for the duration of their tenure.
The inevitable, soul-sucking nature of that fandom will leave them dead inside, angry at the world, and therefore impossible to trigger.
Or even better
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:10 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Nothing says championship mentality like washing a couple of Xanax down with an Irish coffee in the morning and forgetting about all the shite you fricked up the rest of the day.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:11 pm to Robot Santa
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Nothing says championship mentality like washing a couple of Xanax down with an Irish coffee in the morning and forgetting about all the shite you fricked up the rest of the day.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:13 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Paralyzed me late at nights working my arse off on important stuff. I used to start thinking about the ramifications of messing things up and would immediately convince myself that I already had messed it up and would shortly be fired. Then I went to the doctor and got pills. No anxiety since.
George - I am going to need you to come in this weekend and finish up those TPS reports.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:15 pm to SummerOfGeorge
The downside is that half the team would end up in concussion protocol. "What do you mean we played a game yesterday?"
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:18 pm to 14&Counting
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George - I am going to need you to come in this weekend and finish up those TPS reports.
2010 George - "Oh no, I must have messed something up. I probably really messed it up. And that means the entire thing is broken beyond repair. And that means I'm getting fired. Oh no I have to take nervous shitz."
Post-2010 George
MAKE ALABAMA POST-2010 GEORGE AGAIN!
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:21 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Maybe Sabes lets the boyz have a little fun to get the jitters out like ole Markie Richt! Heck, we're gonna get penalties anyway, might as well be fun!
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:23 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Speed of the game with Bryce on Xanax
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:28 pm to Glorious
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Speed of the game with Bryce on Xanax
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:29 pm to Glorious
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Speed of the game with Bryce on Xanax
Goes nicely with BoB's play calling cadence
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:31 pm to 14&Counting
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Goes nicely with BoB's play calling cadence
"Bill, what is the ideal amount of seconds left on the play clock to get the play in?"
This post was edited on 10/21/22 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 10/21/22 at 3:49 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Instead of Xanax, we should give BooB some Valium. That way he will be knocked out in the booth and Bryce can just call all the plays himself.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 4:15 pm to SummerOfGeorge
They just need some gummies or smoke a bowl before the game, and everyone will be ok. We will just need some snacks on the sideline.
Sidenote, if marijuana helped the football team win, it would be legalized in a heartbeat.
Sidenote, if marijuana helped the football team win, it would be legalized in a heartbeat.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 4:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Or even better
I never thought about it, but now I have an answer for when my wife asks me why I don't have feelings. It is because of Dave Radar and Mike Shula.
Posted on 10/21/22 at 11:51 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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