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re: I Would Like to Challenge any Three Tennessee Fans to a Fist Fight
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:03 am to OrangeMoonshine4Me
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:03 am to OrangeMoonshine4Me
One time, we're tasking this tricky target. I mean, we're using cruise missiles and Predators, and we even had a B-2 Bomber flatten this guy's villa with JDAM.
Alright, we're burning up millions in ordnance and we're getting nowhere with this guy. So we call BoarEd, and we ask him to solve our problem.
BoarEd develops a Kevlar thread with a high-tech ratchet made of carbon fiber. Put it in a necktie. Two days later, Mrs. Bad Guy comes home, finds Mr. Bad Guy dead on the bathroom tile, choked to death.
Alright, we're burning up millions in ordnance and we're getting nowhere with this guy. So we call BoarEd, and we ask him to solve our problem.
BoarEd develops a Kevlar thread with a high-tech ratchet made of carbon fiber. Put it in a necktie. Two days later, Mrs. Bad Guy comes home, finds Mr. Bad Guy dead on the bathroom tile, choked to death.
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