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I'm drunk in Biloxi. Why shouldn't I bet the house on Auburn?

Posted on 3/22/25 at 4:52 pm
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 4:52 pm
Thanks in advanced
Posted by Bigbens42
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 4:55 pm to
Never bet on a game in which you are emotionally invested.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:03 pm to
If I'm going to be depressed why not be majorly depressed rather than mildly depressed
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by auie93
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:48 pm to
Not a problem as long as you have two.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:51 pm to
quote:



Why shouldn't I bet the house on Auburn?




Chiz…you need to really think this thing through.

Take a few deep breaths, calm yourself, and not make any irrational impulsive decisions you’ll potentially regret later.

First: you’re drunk, that’s a good start.

Second: you’re in Biloxi…so?…well?…you’re in Biloxi

Third: It’s the first Saturday of March Madness…Auburn is playing in the “prime-time” network TV slot as the NUMBER ONE OVERALL tournament seed.

Fourth: We’re three games away from San Antonio…

So, Chiz?

…The real question you gotta ask yourself is: “ Why shouldn't I NOT bet the house on Auburn?”





Posted by OlGrandad
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

I'm drunk in Biloxi. Why shouldn't I bet the house on Auburn?



You answered your own question baw


Take it from a man who heavily tips Waffle House servers when he is drunk


Give your wallet to your wife. Dont gamble drunk


Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:58 pm to
Never bet more than you can afford to lose
Posted by FlyDownTheField
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:59 pm to
Bet the house on creighton as an emotional hedge .

Either auburn wins or you are rich.
Posted by Warrior Court
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:00 pm to
Auburn should win this game - do it!

ETA I wish I were drunk and in Biloxi - I am just drunk and in Atlanta and it's not the same. are you at the Beau Riveaug?
This post was edited on 3/22/25 at 6:02 pm
Posted by 88TIger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Either auburn wins or you are rich.


can be both if AU doesn't cover but still wins...just sayin
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:43 pm to
I did it..

Steak and lobster for a win
Posted by auburnu008
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 8:38 pm to
I will be at the Beau next weekend.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 10:07 pm to
War damn eagle
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