Nick Saban Asked His Daughter's Boyfriends One Question To Intimidate Them

All I can think of when I read this is the Den of Thieves scene when the guy comes to pick up 50s daughter for prom. Be tough all you want but you aint frickin around in that room with that crowd. "For the last 16 years my daughter's safety and protection has been my responsibility and my responsibility only. Now for the first time I see I gotta hand you that responsibility. Don't frick up or your momma will weep because she has to wheel your arse around every day for the rest of your life. I see you at 11:30"

"In an hour or two I'll be playing a sloppy, vertical harmonica," sir.

"Do you mind taking Lane Kiffin's sloppy seconds?"

I’d tell him I play bitches like his daughter and expect her home late.

I’d tell him I play the drums then pick him up by his little midget throat to see who was intimidating who. Haha

Let’s be real: the only reason you would date Nick Saban’s daughter is to get close to Nick. I’d head straight to the living room to chill out after he opened the door.

Little old cajun once told me whatever I did to his daughter he was going to do to me. Around the third date we kissed for the first time (she was very reserved).

As soon as I got her home I walked in with a ahit eating grin. And when her dad came around the corner I jokingly said I got a kiss and I want another one. Grabbed him in a bear hug and he thankfully didn't kill me. Laughed. Realized I wasn't a bad guy. His daughter and I broke up a year or so later, but I was friends with her pops until he passed. He was a damned good man.

He probably should have hit me.

How many former players did she date?, black dudes that is i'm sure he'd be OK with that.

I would probably answer “Call of Duty”
Not because it’s true, just to see how he responded

What did lane kiffin say

was his question on if the guy minded if his daughter would be unfaithful to him....that would intimidate most

Better than a father I met once when picking up a date. The 6'4" 240 lb father whispered to me that if I didn't bring her home in the exact shape and condition that I picked her up he would kill me. That stayed with me a while.That is until we got drunk and went skinny dipping in the river.

Should have told him I'm going to be playing with your daughter tonight!

The "class" or "league" the guy is in that she brings around is a direct reflection of what she thinks she deserves.

If he's a squirrel...this is what she thinks of herself...and thus, the ole man's fault for not instilling more love and self-confidence into her.

If you raise your daughter the right way you shouldn’t have to intimidate her date

I'm no Nick Saban but I always asked the same question when my daughter would bring a dumbass around lol.

Shao Lin. Want me to show you.

I’d drop kick that old son of a bitch as soon as he opened the door - IF I were dumb AND desperate enough to date that moose he calls a daughter. BOOYAH!

That’s pretty funny

I just ask them if they like it hunt as an excuse to show them my guns