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The majority of this board hasn't had sex in months

Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:53 pm
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
11223 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:53 pm
And I have proof.

People who don't have sex
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
77424 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:54 pm to
Speak for yourself, eunuch.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
68243 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:54 pm to
Nitro Express said he has sex every night with his wife.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
11223 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Nitro Express said he has sex every night with his wife.


But he doesn't say that with her nearby.
Posted by Tide T
South Alabama
Member since Nov 2023
251 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
48179 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 8:58 pm to
You people have sex?

Lmaoooooooo nerds.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
18298 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:01 pm to
Married people have considerably more sex than single people. It’s just a fact.


In fact, college students today are having historically low numbers of conjugal episodes. SO MANY college dudes are just beating off to porn and don’t even know how to talk to a girl. They need to totally relearn what sex even is, learn to appreciate women, and get married.
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7640 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:01 pm to
Is this one of those “in” threads?



Posted by DeBoersTheMan
Member since Jan 2024
1031 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:01 pm to
My wife had a hysterectomy 4 months ago, I've got 2 more months to go. I've flogged the dolphin the likes of my teenage years putting up professional numbers since the surgery.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
18298 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:02 pm to
t&p
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
30146 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:05 pm to
Reading this board talk about LSU and Baton Rouge every second satisfies my sexual needs but thank you
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
136801 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:15 pm to
Posts>sex life
Posted by theballguy
Playoffs? Closed for the season.
Member since Oct 2011
8949 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

I've flogged the dolphin the likes of my teenage years putting up professional numbers since the surgery.


bruh
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1451 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:25 pm to
If I am not with my wife, I am with my hand. That's daily. So I have proven you totally wrong.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
11651 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:28 pm to
I wasn’t wading into that shite show this morning. I had enough other issues to deal with.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16816 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Nitro Express said he has sex every night with his wife.


Because I do. She's hot and I love her. I'm a lucky man.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16816 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

They need to totally relearn what sex even is, learn to appreciate women, and get married.


They need to get out of their damn phones first. They're mindless zombies that don't know how to do shite, much less talk to a woman and cultivate a successful relationship.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
59788 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:33 pm to
I haven't had that talk yet.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16816 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

My wife had a hysterectomy 4 months ago, I've got 2 more months to go


My wife had the surgery years ago. There's a lot of peace of mind knowing we can't have more kids. I am at my limit and so glad I can't have more. Don't get wrong, love my kids, but my desire to raise more is ZERO.
This post was edited on 4/16/24 at 9:40 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
11651 posts
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:38 pm to
Ironically, many of the problems we find ourselves in as young men are the result of the pursuit of women. Yet many of the problems we find ourselves dealing with later in life are the result of a successful pursuit of a woman.

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