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Long time stalker, first day poster

Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:04 pm
Posted by hirematthouse
Born on the crest of a wave
Member since Nov 2023
472 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:04 pm
OU - you’re the biggest group of figs. Your most successful QB this century coaches Tennessee

Texas - Reggie bush has gotten the Heisman more times than yall have been relevant

Texas A&M - yall beat OU that one time twelve years ago

Missouri - Patrick Mahomes is your favorite Big 12 memory

Arkansas - Replaced Petrinos hog with Bert and Pittman

South Carolina - it was definitely a first down

Auburn - we can all agree yall are pieces of shite

Miss St - black coaches had a better chance for hire before you

Ole Miss - most famous play is LSUs Halloween night

Bama - softball is the second best sport ever until the others catch up

Georgia - 2007 team didn’t win their division. Just beat Tennessee.

Tennessee - the last qb at Tennessee to win a natty was an OU QB

Kentucky - most famous play is a Hail Mary loss

Vandy - you’re doing your best

Florida - Tom Brady’s roast is the most relevant the gators have been in years.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 10:16 pm
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
3430 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:06 pm to

Literally the only
Drug I’ve ever taken is adderall lol
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
8119 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:09 pm to
Stalk more, post less
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
22061 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Long time stalker, first day poster


Stick to the stalking part….
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
5807 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by hirematthouse
Born on the crest of a wave
Member since Nov 2023
472 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

CharlotteSooner


You looked up another man’s interests and I’m the fig? Oof
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:37 pm to
Another dogshit alter is born
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3087 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by hirematthouse
Born on the crest of a wave
Member since Nov 2023
472 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Another dog shite alter is born


Okay kettle. Aren’t you banned?
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Okay kettle. Aren’t you banned?
Yes, I am clearly banned.

An alter and a dumbass. Great, just what we need more of
Posted by Gimme Vaughn
Okmulgee
Member since Jul 2021
1009 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:16 pm to
I remember my first beer too. Good times.
Posted by hirematthouse
Born on the crest of a wave
Member since Nov 2023
472 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:24 pm to
Geaux frick yourself

How bout you beat Bama before you come at me
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 5/13/24 at 11:49 pm to
quote:


Geaux frick yourself

How bout you beat Bama before you come at me
you sound too soft for this board. Go try home and garden and check back in a few months
Posted by rtr23242526
Member since Dec 2022
3295 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:21 am to
Bama was a gymnastics school before softball
Posted by Kenny Loftin
Member since Apr 2024
330 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Texas - Reggie bush has gotten the Heisman more times than yall have been relevant
damn. He sounds like a pretty good player. I sure hope Texas can beat him
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
10346 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Long time stalker, first day poster

Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12339 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:31 am to
quote:

You looked up another man’s interests and I’m the fig? Oof


It's not my fault you actually filled out your "interests" section on here hoping to meet that special somebody, like tRant is GRINDR or something.

Only thing missing was "holding hands by candlelight and long walks on the beach", fig.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3748 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:33 am to
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
10346 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:39 am to

Sound advice

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