re: Dear Kentucky

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We finally got that arse and holy shite did we get it.

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Congrats, it only took you five years to stop daddy stoops from humping your corpse that was abandoned by a hall of fame coach because he could tell it was over

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Y'all lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to fricking Wyoming. To a team that lost to a team that lost to Appalachian fricking State.

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And your best win is against said team, a basketball school, as proven by you bragging about this YUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WIN THE BEST WINS

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Speaking of John Calipari, John Calipari is very Italian. John Calipari is so ugly and slimy that if you were to draw him, and then tweet said drawing at Chris Cuomo, you'd get banned for creating a disparaging ethnic caricature. That's how ugly and Italian he is.

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Rage bish. Your best basketball moment is a trip to the final four, those are a dime a dozen for us, even for the man whose day job is selling fords on local tv

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. She probably has lots of anonymous sex and even has sex with pizza delivery men. That's how gross she is and how gross you are by association.

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Youre revealing your dreams about your day job too much here

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Louisville.

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We have a winning record against them in football and shooty hoops. Meanwhile how is South Carolina doin with the goat humpers, lets see..


YIKES! even we have a winning record against them, the team that lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to fricking Wyoming. To a team that lost to a team that lost to Appalachian fricking State. But the world beating cocks cant seem to win a foosball game against said teams ho. SAD

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If I want cheap groceries I go to Wally World.

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Maybe if youre a fat sack of shid that likes to ride a scooter and get stuck in aisles with people who wear pajamas in public and are addicted to meth. But then, you are bragging about beating UK after 5 long years

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Kroger, like the university of Kentucky is like a 50 degree day.

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And you claim to be a Midwesterner. 50 degree days are what I live for. You know how much work you can get done when its that cool out? Go back to your cuckshed in the south bish if you cant handle a day under 60

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In summation, ya'll suck. frick y'all. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you. Suck my dick and gargle my balls.

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In summation, you were able to eek out the biggest win for you this season thus far against a team who lost multiple NFL players last year, has no quarter back, multiple people missing in the secondary, and whose best player starts on special teams and who when he was put in at QB at the end of the game drove the field against your crappy team in 2 minutes even though he does not practice at that position.

To put in mildly, you suck and are obsessed. Your fan base cried the last 5 years because OH MUH GOSH FIRE [insert Stoops' bish's name here] HOW COULD HE LOSE TO UK, and now you tout it because it is all you have. Your flailing corpse finally broke away from daddy stoops' dick because he got tired and wanted to keep Muschamp around so he could give him another dose of his pimping. South Carolina is pathetic and will never be good in football, basketball, or any other sport that matters to anyone other than literal lobotomites (big word you may need to break out the google).

One last look to laugh




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How, how do you do this against a school that is known for missing teeth and humping sheep :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:









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PS:
I am contractually obligated to say that CNB is a cuck who uses lady's speed stick because he is worried any scent that is slightly masculine will upset his wife's boy friend.

Signed,

thatguy that bones your sister for her money and free sandwiches