re: OU football gets beat up in bar bathrooms, then beats up little girls to make up for it...

The last time I was in Columbia, my uber driver turned down the wrong alley on the way to my hotel, and there was some dude sucking off another dude in a dumpster behind Booches.

I was completely horrified and thought I'd seen it all until the next night, outside my hotel window, there were two drunk homeless guys having a fist-fight in the rusted out hull of a volkswagon beetle in a wal-mart parking lot across the street.

I haven't returned since.