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re: Hard to believe it's been a year already of a vicious attack
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:57 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 4/4/24 at 9:57 pm to TigerLunatik
Speaking of attacks, Harry Rex just survived a vicious case of food poisoning. Pulled my head up out of the toilet during one session and I saw the Grim Reaper. He spoke to me and said it was my time.
Moments later I floated toward a comforting white light. Within the light, I saw Pat Dye and James Gandolfini welcoming me, telling me everything would be okay.
As for the threat on my life, I blame food.
I also blame Tiger Lunatik and 1Big Tiger Fan. Why? Because I feel like it, that's why.
You bastards
I'm never eating any kind of food again. I'll be up late tonight drinking, figuring out a plan to stay alive without food.
Moments later I floated toward a comforting white light. Within the light, I saw Pat Dye and James Gandolfini welcoming me, telling me everything would be okay.
As for the threat on my life, I blame food.
I also blame Tiger Lunatik and 1Big Tiger Fan. Why? Because I feel like it, that's why.
You bastards
I'm never eating any kind of food again. I'll be up late tonight drinking, figuring out a plan to stay alive without food.
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Posted on 4/4/24 at 10:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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plan to stay alive without food.
Your answer is beer, sir.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Pat Dye
Was he wearing his Auburn hat and if so was it on fire? I'm not sure who all will get the reference, but I'm pretty sure pw will.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 8:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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You bastards
I was raised by two dads. So not having a mom doesn’t make me a bastard.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 2:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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As for the threat on my life, I blame food.
I told you to avoid the cheap taco trucks here in town. But by sticking your head in the toilet you may have escaped some of the Arkansas basketball coach drama.
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