re: Do I have a touch of the clairvoyance?

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"amorous congress"

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Congress has been amorous for decades, nothing classy about that. Dudes bending over their pages is more creepy than classy.

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I'm doing a crossword on the shitter

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The longer you sit on the crapper the higher you odds for prolapsed hemorrhoids and other nasty old people issues. Save your anus now while you are young, there are some places a surgeons scalpel should not have to go.