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Do I have a touch of the clairvoyance?
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:18 am
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:18 am
So yesterday I googled something to the effect of "classy euphemism for sex" for... reasons and one of the results was "amorous congress", which I had coincidentally heard a night or two earlier on a show I'm watching. Then today, while I'm doing a crossword on the shitter, one of the clues was 'What the Victorian saying "amorous congress" means'.
So I guess what I'm asking is, is my mind the nexus of the universe?
So I guess what I'm asking is, is my mind the nexus of the universe?
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Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:31 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
I'm sensing that an Auburn fan will require a medical professional ITT.
I'm not sure what that means, but I feel like it's my job to help.
ETA: Ahh, now I get it.
I'm not sure what that means, but I feel like it's my job to help.
ETA: Ahh, now I get it.
This post was edited on 3/22/24 at 9:48 am
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:33 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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"amorous congress"
Immediately gave me a visual of Nancy Pelosi making out with Mitch McConnell.
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:44 am to paperwasp
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:45 am to Faurot fodder
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Immediately gave me a visual of Nancy Pelosi making out with Mitch McConnell.
Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:51 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 3/20/24 at 11:01 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Yeah, take that image with ya for the rest of the day.
Posted on 3/20/24 at 8:55 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Then today, while I'm doing a crossword on the shitter….
Posted on 3/20/24 at 9:59 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
This was all explained in the movie Repo Man. You’re part of the cosmic unconscious. You find yourself thinking of a plate of shrimp for no particular reason and suddenly, someone says “plate of shrimp “. Well known conundrum.
Posted on 3/20/24 at 11:24 pm to beachdude
Every time I have a spiritus mundi, it's followed by a pedestrian two way.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 1:32 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
I believe you just experienced what is commonly known as a "Synchronicity"
Carl Jung wrote about it.
Carl Jung wrote about it.
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:31 pm to YankeeHandle
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:45 pm to paperwasp
"see a doctor and get rid of it"
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:59 pm to Jmcc64
Posted on 3/22/24 at 12:26 am to YankeeHandle
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I believe you just experienced what is commonly known as a "Synchronicity" Carl Jung wrote about it.
I don’t know. I’m leaning toward me being the nexus of everything.
Posted on 3/22/24 at 6:40 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I’m leaning toward me being the nexus of everything
Posted on 3/22/24 at 6:49 am to Jmcc64
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"see a doctor and get rid of it"
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:12 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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guess what I'm asking
it stopped raining
Posted on 3/31/24 at 4:57 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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"amorous congress"
Congress has been amorous for decades, nothing classy about that. Dudes bending over their pages is more creepy than classy.
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I'm doing a crossword on the shitter
The longer you sit on the crapper the higher you odds for prolapsed hemorrhoids and other nasty old people issues. Save your anus now while you are young, there are some places a surgeons scalpel should not have to go.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:13 pm to Faurot fodder
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Immediately gave me a visual of Nancy Pelosi making out with Mitch McConnell.
I believe the word is "moist"
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