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Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:06 pm
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:06 pm
Hey guys, hope your hump day has been swell.

Had a few questions/suggestions for you:

1. Do you moisturize daily? You should moisturize daily. I use Aveeno, the one Jennifer Aniston talks about on the TV. She's hot and I'm not, so I figured hell yeah

2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati

3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell

4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?

5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?

Please feel free to add any and all man questions to this thread and don't attack

This is a safe space and I love you
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:27 pm to
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1. Do you moisturize daily?


WTF?

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2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health


Jimmy Dugan told me to avoid the clap

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cry like a little girl


Turn in your man card dude!

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4.


No, do they have a porn version of LotR?

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5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed


Once it leaves my nose, I no longer care

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This is a safe space and I love you


You forgot to add (no homo) so I am gonna think you are gay and have a man bun.
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:30 pm to
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You forgot to add (no homo) so I am gonna think you are gay and have a man bun.


That's totally fair, brother.



No homo**

(ETA: for real, moisturizing is the tits. I'm talking about the face. Not the nuts)
This post was edited on 2/21/24 at 10:32 pm
Posted by 1BIGTigerDan
Member since Feb 2024
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 10:08 am to
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my favorite dudes

Only gay people will post in this thread.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 11:09 am to
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Do you moisturize daily?

Yes. I shower in the morning after working out and after work. Aloe moisturizing lotion after each one.

That shite works on more than just your dick.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:11 pm to
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1. Do you moisturize daily?


Does this count?



Asking, you know, for a friend and all.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:33 pm to
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You should moisturize daily.


It’s just something I do naturally on a regular basis without even really giving it any type of conscientious thought

So yeah, I’ll freely admit, on a daily basis…I moisturize…

…panties




Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 1:11 pm to
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Only gay people will post in this thread

Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 2/22/24 at 1:22 pm to
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This is a safe space and I love you

Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:03 pm to
[quote]1. Do you moisturize daily? You should moisturize daily. I use Aveeno, the one Jennifer Aniston talks about on the TV. She's hot and I'm not, so I figured hell yeah

I may get moist but I rarely moisturize

2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati

As an Alabama fan, I avoid dentists.

3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell

wut?

4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?

She likes LOTR and often has it on.

5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?[

More often than I would admit.

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Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:04 pm to
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Only gay people will post in this thread



I'm not gay but if I was, you would be the first to know.
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:35 pm to
Womens look at me like that all the time. Wonder what it means.

Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 7:59 pm to
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Women look at me like that all the time.

Wonder what it means ?


No need to overthink it, Man…just roll with it





Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:17 pm to
I would like to be interviewed by her. Watch her facial expressions change during the interview in the link below the pic.



Interview fail
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:59 pm to
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Watch her facial expressions change during the interview


That’s hilarious.

At any given moment in that interview I was just waiting for Stacy to say: “SPLOOSH!!”


Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:39 pm to
She was ready to be mounted.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Wonder what it means.


Means they were me the night before and are still thinking how good it was.

I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 3:23 pm to
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Means they were me the night before and are still thinking how good it was.

I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.



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Posted by teamjackson
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 4:45 pm to
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I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.


that was good
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