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Man questions for my favorite dudes
Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:06 pm
Hey guys, hope your hump day has been swell.
Had a few questions/suggestions for you:
1. Do you moisturize daily? You should moisturize daily. I use Aveeno, the one Jennifer Aniston talks about on the TV. She's hot and I'm not, so I figured hell yeah
2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati
3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell
4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?
5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?
Please feel free to add any and all man questions to this thread and don't attack
This is a safe space and I love you
Had a few questions/suggestions for you:
1. Do you moisturize daily? You should moisturize daily. I use Aveeno, the one Jennifer Aniston talks about on the TV. She's hot and I'm not, so I figured hell yeah
2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati
3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell
4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?
5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?
Please feel free to add any and all man questions to this thread and don't attack
This is a safe space and I love you
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Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:27 pm to teamjackson
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1. Do you moisturize daily?
WTF?
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2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health
Jimmy Dugan told me to avoid the clap
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cry like a little girl
Turn in your man card dude!
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4.
No, do they have a porn version of LotR?
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5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed
Once it leaves my nose, I no longer care
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This is a safe space and I love you
You forgot to add (no homo) so I am gonna think you are gay and have a man bun.
Posted on 2/21/24 at 10:30 pm to Cheese Grits
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You forgot to add (no homo) so I am gonna think you are gay and have a man bun.
That's totally fair, brother.
No homo**
(ETA: for real, moisturizing is the tits. I'm talking about the face. Not the nuts)
This post was edited on 2/21/24 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 2/22/24 at 10:08 am to teamjackson
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my favorite dudes
Only gay people will post in this thread.
Posted on 2/22/24 at 11:09 am to teamjackson
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Do you moisturize daily?
Yes. I shower in the morning after working out and after work. Aloe moisturizing lotion after each one.
That shite works on more than just your dick.
Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:11 pm to teamjackson
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1. Do you moisturize daily?
Does this count?
Asking, you know, for a friend and all.
Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:33 pm to teamjackson
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You should moisturize daily.
It’s just something I do naturally on a regular basis without even really giving it any type of conscientious thought
So yeah, I’ll freely admit, on a daily basis…I moisturize…
…panties
Posted on 2/22/24 at 12:43 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 2/22/24 at 1:11 pm to 1BIGTigerDan
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Only gay people will post in this thread
Posted on 2/22/24 at 1:22 pm to teamjackson
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This is a safe space and I love you
Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:03 pm to teamjackson
[quote]1. Do you moisturize daily? You should moisturize daily. I use Aveeno, the one Jennifer Aniston talks about on the TV. She's hot and I'm not, so I figured hell yeah
I may get moist but I rarely moisturize
2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati
As an Alabama fan, I avoid dentists.
3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell
wut?
4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?
She likes LOTR and often has it on.
5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?[
More often than I would admit.
/quote]
I may get moist but I rarely moisturize
2. Why do we get clean bills-of-health, yet our gums still bleed every time we brush/floss? Dentistry rhymes with industry, so oral surgeons are the Illuminati
As an Alabama fan, I avoid dentists.
3. How many times have you accidentally/gently hit your nutsack with one of your fingers(normally the pinky) and proceeded to cry like a little girl from the pain? God that shite always comes out of nowhere and hurts like hell
wut?
4. If your spouse wanted to watch all of the Lord of the Rings extended editions in a row, would you accept it?
She likes LOTR and often has it on.
5. How many times have you snot-rocketed a massive booger and never found out where it landed (in the car, church, on yourself)?[
More often than I would admit.
/quote]
Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:04 pm to paperwasp
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Only gay people will post in this thread
I'm not gay but if I was, you would be the first to know.
Posted on 2/23/24 at 12:35 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Womens look at me like that all the time. Wonder what it means. 
Posted on 2/23/24 at 7:59 pm to OK Roughneck
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Women look at me like that all the time.
Wonder what it means ?
No need to overthink it, Man…just roll with it
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:17 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
I would like to be interviewed by her. Watch her facial expressions change during the interview in the link below the pic.
Interview fail
Interview fail
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:59 pm to OK Roughneck
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Watch her facial expressions change during the interview
That’s hilarious.
At any given moment in that interview I was just waiting for Stacy to say: “SPLOOSH!!”
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:39 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
She was ready to be mounted.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:47 pm to OK Roughneck
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Wonder what it means.
Means they were me the night before and are still thinking how good it was.
I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 3:23 pm to Cheese Grits
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Means they were me the night before and are still thinking how good it was.
I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.
..... 
Posted on 2/24/24 at 4:45 pm to Cheese Grits
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I must only have sex with Christian women tho as they keep hollering for God and Baby Jesus.
that was good
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