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re: Say something nice about Texas

Posted on 2/7/24 at 11:26 am to
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5802 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Say something nice about Texas


I'm always happy to leave it.
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 11:27 am to
LOL!!! fell right into that one.
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1069 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 11:37 am to
Austin is great. I'll give them that one.

Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
1570 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Austin is great. I'll give them that one.

Have you been recently?
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

my university never has had and never will have a dildo parade. Donghorn U holds that distinction from now until the end of time
Sure it has. It's an annual event. One of the biggest in College Station every year.
Tickets are for sale now actually (but given your obsession with dildos, I'm sure you already knew that):

quote:

For some reason you do not seem to want to embrace the dildo parade like most of the other tsip fans do.
You mean embrace it like you do? You literally post photos of dildos on this site every day
quote:

Are you really a grad from donghorn U? Maybe you should post a picture of your diploma like you did a couple of years ago when Kaiser and a couple of other posters didn't believe you were an actual grad. That was the biggest pussy move I have ever seen on this board.
I genuinely have no idea what some of those words mean, nor have I ever posted my diploma here?
quote:

No a liberal, woke shithole of a university that belongs in California with all of the other liberal, woke shithole universities
Damn... Imagine if that "shithole" was ranked higher in academics and athletics as a whole every single year? Must be embarrassing for those schools
quote:

Why would anyone waste their time doing that? Why would you apply to a university that you know you will not attend even if you are accepted?
OOOOOF that last part clearly struck a nerve with you lol

You said yourself you didn't want to get in. So by that definition, you're literally hoping you're too dumb to be able to attend Texas.
quote:

Are you really that big of a dickhead to waste a bunch of people's time and effort?
Look at how long your post is and how phallic-obsessed it is.

Ironic post is ironic
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

quote:

most trannies do
LOL!!! fell right into that one.
He would know. Buster83 actually attends draggieland every year.

Pretty sure he gets a deal for tickets on presale
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
1112 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure he gets a deal for tickets on presale


He gets a discount as he is "friends" with a few of the contestants.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
1389 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

some woke shite


Funny considering A&M was very pro DEI...
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3297 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:02 pm to
It's the home state of Gene Stallings
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
1112 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:11 pm to
Hotties...



Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3495 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

He would know. Buster83 actually attends draggieland every year.

Pretty sure he gets a deal for tickets on presale


Sorry to disappoint you and your suck buddy Monsucka, but I have never attended draggieland. It was not a thing when I was there. Fortunately, A&M does not sponsor draggieland. It is my understanding that every year, over half of the tickets are sold in Austin. Maybe you and your little buddy Monsucka could go together.

Donghorn U and Austin are the epicenter of the LGBTQ group in the state of Texas. Your own alumni association, Texas-Exes, sponsors events like this one


It is held on campus in the same building where they display Big Boy, the dildo that immortalizes the Great Dildo Parade. I bet you and Monsucka could team up and kill it on the Queer Trivia contest.

Then there is the annual Austin pride pageant


Don't forget this one


Then, of course, you always have the nightly shows at the queer bars like this


Austin has the distinction of being the only city in America that has more gay bars than straight ones.

Well this is weird. There are not any queer bars in College Station.


Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
1216 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Dale Gribble lives there

Dale was recently fired by aggy and available for any auctions you may be planning to have.
This post was edited on 2/7/24 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
1112 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Fortunately, A&M does not sponsor draggieland.


Wrong again aggy.

You would not know this because you never attended aggy college.

This is the official aggy website box office selling Draggieland tickets.

Aggy 100% supports Draggieland 2024...

Posted by Iron Balls McGinty
Member since Jul 2015
311 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 3:55 pm to
Protip: Write your post in Spanish, so people in Texas can understand it.
Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3142 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 4:20 pm to
That chunky, sexy bar chick that grabbed the opossum and threw it out the bar.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22165 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 4:57 pm to
Austin has good food. That's all I've got
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

It’s a great home for all the liberal California fricks.


Not hardly. Texas has some of the most repressive laws in the country not to mention the book banning
Posted by Arkyologist
Appalachia
Member since Feb 2023
201 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 7:52 pm to
Love the catch phrases.

It comes down to morals and as Michael Reagan states “borders, language and culture.”

The left wants the world to be like Amsterdam.

The right wants the U.S. to be like Mayberry.
Posted by Doak Walker
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
389 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 8:05 pm to
It's not in Arkansas.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
1216 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 9:11 pm to
We aren't two letters removed from being Kansas, and that's just a start of a long list I can't be bothered with at the moment.
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