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re: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:42 pm to StringedInstruments
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:42 pm to StringedInstruments
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Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?
This is feminist type dumb.
But let’s break it down.
Bears:
Black bear= might be safe. Coin toss.
Brown bear= you are dead.
Grizzly bear= you are dead.
Polar bear= you are dead.
Men:
White man= you are probably safe.
Asian man= you are probably safe.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 6:47 pm
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Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:28 pm to ctiger69
quote:
But let’s break it down. Bears: Black bear= might be safe. Coin toss. Brown bear= you are dead. Grizzly bear= you are dead. Polar bear= you are dead. Men: White man= you are probably safe. Asian man= you are probably safe. Mexican man= coin toss. Middle Eastern man= probably not safe. Black man= probably not safe.
I like this version:
Bear:
If it’s black, fight back.
If it’s brown, lie down.
If it’s white, good night.
Human Male:
If it’s black…you know what? Never mind.
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